…and you have saved us all.
OMG MY FAVORITE PART OF MY FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE I CRY EVERY TIME
(via rainbowofideas)

My dog is actually hitler. Nbd.

OMG MY SISTER HAS THIS CLOCK
(via callmedaredevil)
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, america.
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“I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.” — Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via imadehimswearonchanel)
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averagegoof:
Literally me every hour…..
same ^
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everettodair:
i got 99 problems and society’s attitudes towards sex and sexuality is like 98 of them
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Anonymous asked: aww, how far away is she going for college? :(
The northeast like everyone else. I live in south florida, so that’s far.
Anonymous asked: are you in a long distance relationship?
No, we live near each other. But we will be when she goes off to college. That won’t be fun, but we can handle it. I know I definitely can. I love her and she’s worth it. (: